I was thinking the other day about what it would be like if my future self visited me when I was in my twenties back in the 1980s. I imagined a conversation something like this:
“Hey, I’m your future self from the year 2020.”
“Whoa, dude! What’s up?” (Apologies to Bill and Ted and their “Excellent Adventure.”)
“Do you want to know how your life turns out?”
“Not really. That’s too scary. How about you tell me something else.”
“Okay. In the future we have smart phones.”
What are you talking about? How can a phone get smart?” My 1980s clueless, land line phone self asks.
“It’s a touchscreen phone that lets you use apps, take pictures, text and surf the Internet.”
“You can surf with your phone in the future? Wow, that must be a pretty big phone.”
“No. You surf the Internet with it.”
“What’s the Internet?”
“Well it’s this global network that let’s you connect with other people around the world.”
“Oh, like making a phone call?”
“Well, you can still do that, but you can also use social media.”
“Social media? In the future the government takes over the media?”
“No, it’s nothing like that. You use online platforms like Facebook to communicate.”
“Facebook? Why would you use a book instead of a phone to talk to people?”
“No, its online social media.”
“The future sounds very strange,” my 1980s self remarks.
“Maybe it’s better if I just leave and wait for you to catch up with me in a few decades. It might be easier to learn this stuff as you go.”
“Yeah, it sounds very complicated. Maybe the world will all make more sense in a few decades.”
“Well…” my future self hesitates.
“Well what?” My past self says with concern.
“Yeah sure, everything will make a lot more sense in a few decades,” my future self responds with a fake smile.
“Well, that’s good to hear,” my 1980s self says. “Things are pretty confusing now. I’m still trying to figure out how to record TV shows with my VCR.”
“Good luck with that,” my future self remarks before he leaves. “See you later, much later.”
“Later dude!” My past self replies as he plays an air guitar.